Raphael actually blinked at that. He blinked once more and then sat down. Not because the angel was stupid or the request was stupid but because from the general spin of demonic and earthly media nobody actually wanted to leave Hell.

According to popular, and rather wrong, knowledge Hell was where the party was. Hell had all the interesting creative people. Heaven was a lame place where the blessed supposedly spent their time making macaroni art of how alcoholism destroys families or whatever the fuck humans thought Heaven was like. Hey, they got South Park up there just like everywhere else.

"I'm sorry we're going to have to retread for a minute just in case I misunderstood you. You actually want to leave Hell for Heaven?"